Dear Bangs...

(If anyone who is not on Twitter, this may be confusing. But follow along anyhoo. One of my fave twitterers, Bangs who has a fabulous blog, which will make you howl with laughter (see http://bangsandabun.com for more info). But, she recently had to write rejection letters for a job vacancy at her work. The people applying for the job were, not 'quite right', should we say. I thought it would be most appropriate to piss take.... So, I'm gonna take the piss....)

Dear Bangs,

Ok, so like I think you need to hire me for this job. I'm proper professional, have a bubbly personality, reliable and good at time keeping.
My dream idol is Heidi Montag, and I wanna save up enough money to get DDD's and her arrow eyebrows, they are to DIE for!
More about me, I have every ugg boot, in every colour, and I have a slight obsession with leggings, particuarly the wet look ones, as they do wonders for my cellulite.... I wear my Uggs in accordance to the colours of the rainbow for each day, Monday starting with Mauve naturally....

Things I hate, Musicals, Law & Order SVU, high heels and style.


Previous job experience includes answering my mobile, tidying some receipts and reading heat magazine. I'm a keen photographer too (see my Facebook of me drunk last Saturday...).

I'm available as of yesterday, and I'm available for an interview, but only after Jeremy Kyle. (An example of good time management....) =)



Yours Truly,


Rejected.